Sloppywood Studios

Presents

Welcome to Sloppywood

Slop is dead.

Content is infinite. Taste is scarce.

Made by machines · Directed by people

Anyone can press generate. Sloppywood Studios is an AI film studio making music videos, short films and ads worth watching twice, starring Carla Botcoin, the openly-AI twin of a real woman, made with her face, her voice and her blessing. Every frame is labelled AI. Every frame is approved by the real Carla. Every official frame is sealed in Bitcoin. The name is the joke. The work isn't.

Watch the films Commission the studio

REEL 2

NOW SHOWING

Now showing

Every film on this programme is released and playing on YouTube. Pick one.

Music video · 2026-10-31

ZERODAY

The theme song for the AI apocalypse: a rogue AI sings a love song to the person she's hacking. Dark gothic electro, angel-devil android Carla.

Coming soon from the lot

Welcome to SloppywoodA Botcoin production The State and YouIn synthetic color The Grand Coin HotelA Botcoin production Never Say Fiat AgainIn synthetic color The Other ShoreA Botcoin production

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UNDER CONTRACT

Orange-haired Carla winking over a red feather fan in amber stage light.

Introducing

Carla Botcoin

One face · Every genre · No physical limits

The studio's first contract player

Carla Botcoin is the openly-AI twin of Carla Bitcoin: her face and her voice, none of her physical limits. She can sing a 1923 cabaret, hunt a bear in 1950s black and white, or check into a hotel on Saturn, and still be unmistakably the same woman.

She isn't a licensed avatar or a stock face. The real Carla is a creative partner in every film, approves every use of her likeness and voice, and cuts the final edit on the music videos herself.

3Music videos released

3Short films released

InfiniteWorlds she can step into

1Face, approved by its owner

Five Carlas as a K-pop girl group standing in a line, each with different hair and outfit, against colour-blocked panels.

One actor

The whole cast.

Every member of this group is Carla. One AI actor can play the lead, the rival, the band and the crowd, with no casting calls and no scheduling.

Also under contract

Walker AImerica

The AI twin of podcaster Walker America, built with the same method as Carla. He's the studio's second AI actor, cast as the leading man in films still in production, and the proof that the method holds on any face. That's exactly what Studio for Hire sells.

The original, on X

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COMMISSIONS

Now casting

Your film here

A 1950s TV spot. A sung jingle. A three-minute drama with a twist. A mock trailer for your launch. You pick the genre, the era and the cast; we make the film. No location permits, no weather days, no limits on wardrobe or decade.

Any era

Same face. Any century.

Pick a year to start a brief set there.

BILL 01 · ANY GENRE · ANY ERABooking now

Made to order

Bring an idea, a product or just a mood. We write it, cast it, score it and cut it, in whatever form the idea wants to take.

Cast Carla Botcoin, Walker AImerica, or both
Original music and voice where the film needs it
Cut for 16:9 and 9:16, any length
Labelled AI and, where it applies, sponsored

Retro TV spotA 30-second ad straight out of 1957, 1984 or 1999.
Sung ad or jingleAn original song in Carla's voice, lip-synced to the frame.
Short dramaOne to three minutes with a story, a turn and your brand in it.
Music videoA full song and video for a launch, a campaign or an event.
Mock trailerYour product as a coming attraction.
ExplainerA hard idea made watchable in under ninety seconds.
Title sequenceAn opening for your show, podcast or conference.
Something elseIf it fits on a screen, ask.

Pitch us your idea

Orange-haired Carla in white sunglasses and a striped top steering a mahogany speedboat across a Riviera bay.

BILL 02 · PRODUCT PLACEMENTBooking now

Your product, in the shot

Put your product in her hands, her garage or her decade. Placed inside the film, not pasted on top: the sunglasses she wears at the wheel, the boat she's driving, the bottle on the bar.

Held, worn, driven or poured, as part of the story
Any era: a 1964 speedboat, a 1957 bar cart, a 2099 dashboard
Works inside any format above
Always labelled sponsored and AI

Place your product

BILL 03Booking now

Studio for hire

We build your own consistent AI likeness, then make films, music videos and explainers with it. For podcasters, creators and companies who want to be in every genre without being on set. Walker AImerica is the demo: same method, second face.

One face that holds across every look
Films, music videos, explainers, skits
Your likeness stays yours, and nothing goes out without your approval

Ask about a likeness

IN DEVELOPMENT

Coming to the lot

Live appearances. Carla Botcoin as a conference MC, panel guest or virtual podcast guest.
Proof of Carla editions. Numbered prints of approved stills with the Bitcoin proof on the back.

Get on the list

What the studio won't make

Coin pitches, price talk, giveaways, or anything that pretends to be human. Sponsored pieces are labelled sponsored, every piece is labelled AI, and the restraint is part of what you're buying. Rates on request, scoped to the film.

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THE METHOD

You can't prompt taste.

Slop is what you get when nobody's watching. The machines make the frames; people make every call that matters: what to write, which take to keep, where to cut, and whether it goes out at all. Here's how a Sloppywood film is made.

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Treatment
A title, a joke and a world. One absurd, literal image per line.
00:00:00:00
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The song
Lyrics written in the real Carla's songwriting voice, sung in her consented voice.
00:00:12:00
03
Casting
Stills of one face in any genre, rated by Walker and Carla before anything moves.
00:00:31:12
04
Motion
Stills become shots: the performance, the inserts, the absurd cutaways.
00:01:04:06
05
Lip sync
Measured against the vocal, word by word, and re-cut wherever it drifts.
00:01:48:18
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Carla's cut
Cuts on action at her pace. Her own edits are the quality bar.
00:02:40:00
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The seal
Approved, labelled AI, then timestamped into a Bitcoin block.
00:03:00:00

Never sold, never taught

The prompts, the character models, the voice models and the references. They stay in the vault. You get the finished film.

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THE PAPERWORK

Rated AISloppywood Studios

100% synthetic Carla. Made with her blessing.

Every use of Carla's likeness and voice is approved by Carla, and every use of Walker's by Walker, including every sponsored piece and every client deliverable they appear in.
Every piece is labelled AI-generated. Sponsored pieces are labelled sponsored.
Walker and Carla publish finished work themselves. Nothing auto-posts.
No nudity, no coin pitches, no price talk, no giveaways.

REEL 7

PROOF OF CARLA

Sealed in Bitcoin

Every official still and video is fingerprinted and timestamped into a Bitcoin block. The record can't be edited after the fact, so anyone can tell a real Sloppywood film from a fake.

Commissioned work can be sealed the same way, so your campaign's origin is provable for good.

Verify a piece

Android Carla with a teal halo peeling a clear mask of her own face away to reveal the same face beneath. — Deepfakes peel off. Proof doesn't.

Production: Sloppywood Studios
Starring: @CarlaBotcoin
Process: Openly AI
Approved: By the real Carla
Block: Reading the chain…
Sign-off: Proof of Carla.

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PRESS KIT

Press kit

The studio, in one paragraph

Sloppywood Studios is an AI film studio built on one idea: slop is dead. It makes retro-cinematic music videos, short films and ads starring Carla Botcoin, the openly-AI twin of Carla Bitcoin. Every film is labelled AI, approved by the real Carla and sealed with a Bitcoin timestamp. Its first releases include the music videos Fiat Is F*cked, My Dear, Nothing Stops This Train and ZERODAY, and the short films The Masquerade, KUMA and Counterfeit.

Carla Botcoin, in one paragraph

Carla Botcoin is the openly-AI twin of Carla Bitcoin: her face and voice, none of her physical limits. She sings in Carla's consented voice, can step into any world, era or genre you can imagine, and never pretends to be human.